Mornin' Nully. Well, I guess it's nearly afternoon. I slept LATE today. Still drinking coffee. I should be doing something useful.
I was in jail. I was also Dubya's son. And he was arrested and put in a very crowded cell opposite mine. I caught his eye, held my thumb to my ear with my pinky in front om my mouth, and said loudly
"Hello, Dad? I'M IN JAIL!" Cracked everybody up and broke the ice.