Naturally little one, your evaluation of yourself would suggest as much. But, have patience my Princess of the People of the Book. ´tis but a short while that you will be hammock bound.
With a fair wind and a following sea we will soon have you bedded on perfumed cushions in halls of marble - silked and decked with Rubies, Sapphires, topaz, and amethysts. With a moonstone on your brow.
But first come aboard and drink with me the sweet Cup of Forgetfulness.
To ward off the sea-sickness you understand.
Smooooooth
[smooth as Egyptian whiskey]...
Have you considered a harem?