[Tijeras_Slim]

Find a babe that likes this scent and you have it made.

[Ranxerox]

You smell that? Do you smell that? Hoppes #9, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of Hoppes #9 in the morning... The smell, you know that copper solvent smell.. Smells like... I'm gettin' lucky tonight!

[mississippi red-neck]

Find a babe that likes this scent and you have it made.

. I'll bump to that!