That photo reminds me of when I was younger and worked at a full service gas station/auto garage. One day a tow truck pulled up with a car with four tires slashed, broken windows, and "Merry X-Mas, Captain Kirk", was spray painted on the body of the car (Captain Kirk being slang for a guy who fancies himself a ladies man, circa 1995). The man who accompanied the car just shook his head solemnly and said, "Don't ever cheat on a black girl." (He was white)
OMG, that's hysterical. The cheating husband sign on the boat is too funny. I didn't throw my ex's stuff on the lawn, I put it in garbage bags and took it to his mother. LOL