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To: BJClinton
Sucking a Fishermen's Friend could get you into trouble
338 posted on 10/14/2005 1:00:46 PM PDT by BJClinton (Caliphate? Let’s Motivate!)
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To: BJClinton

>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...
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>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
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>they don't have e-mail addresses.
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>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
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>anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
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>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
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>screen.
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>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
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>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
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>you turn around to go and get it.
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>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
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>coffee.
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>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
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>12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
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>message.
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>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
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>this
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>list.


339 posted on 10/14/2005 1:05:23 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Say the word!)
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