[Fierce Allegiance]

Brian Doak used to have a favorite 3rd grade poem:

Birdie Birdie, in the sky,
Why did you poop into my eye?
Aren't you glad cows don't fly!

[fredhead]

You ever heard of the Foo bird?

Three guys were walking through the woods when a foo bird flies over and craps on one of them's head. Instinctively, he reaches up and wipes it off. And immediately falls dead.

The other two guys are shocked, to say the least. They start moving faster to get out of the woods. The foo bird then craps on the second guy's head. He also wipes it off and dies on the spot.

The last guy is scared to death. He starts to run. The foo bird comes and craps on his head, too. He starts to wipe it off, and thinks about the other two guys. So he left the crap on his head and he's alive to this day.

The moral of this story is: If the foo sh!ts, wear it.