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To: Chanticleer

Mmmm...Buddha loves butterfingers...

121 posted on 10/14/2005 7:27:28 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (also enjoy the occasional kick of a puppy.)
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The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next, sweetie."


149 posted on 10/14/2005 7:43:45 AM PDT by fnord (497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
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