**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****

unnngh.. ^ | 10/14/2005 | us

[LongElegantLegs]

Mmmm...Buddha loves butterfingers...

[peacebaby]

This is NOT ME!

Candy Cigarettes

You're a total badass, but you don't taste very good.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

[Maximus of Texas]

How do, Ms Elliott.

[tuffydoodle]

Crude drugs? Does that mean they make you swear?

[LongElegantLegs]

Lucky; I adore gummi bears...

[peacebaby]

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is an incubator for good ideas, it just takes a while for them to develop.
But when you think of something, watch out!
Your thoughts tend to be huge, and they come on quickly - like an explosion.
You tend to be quiet around others, unless you're inspired by your next big idea.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

[peacebaby]

BJCLinton, do you feel like you've got a huge football helmet on your head?

I know the feeling. uuug. We're getting way too old for howling at the moon, kiddo.

[tuffydoodle]

Do you ever use a jock strap?

[beyond the sea]

Matthew Lesko came over last night and handed me a suitcase full of Free Government Money!

Silly?

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL. WTF, doesn't anyone have a job, or is everyone a Photoshopper?

[andie74]

A farm wife called the local phone company to
report her telephone failed to ring when her friends
called -- and that on the few occasions when it did
ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone
rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene,
curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly
lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test
set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog
moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman
found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground
wire via a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current
when the phone number was called.

4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start
moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus
causing the phone to ring...which demonstrates that
some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

[teenyelliott]

I do hope you were not offended by the kitty arse. I couldn't find a picture of mine.

[Fierce Allegiance]

[Fierce Allegiance]

I do hope you were not offended by the kitty arse. I couldn't find a picture of mine.

You can't find your arse?

[Chanticleer]

rofl

[tuffydoodle]

"You can't find your arse?"

I can find mine. She's a little brown one out in the pasture.

[PaulaB]

Because they hate having to write all those thank you letters.

**LOL**

after all it would be the proper thang to do as a Southern woman ;)

[andie74]

You can't find your arse?

I've HEARD of this problem. Some people can't find it with both hands. Some are unclear, as they aren't sure if it is their arse or their elbow.

[teenyelliott]

A PICTURE, honey, a picture.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Oh.

My bad.