[ValerieUSA]

Women should fall in love with heavy men because they are more likely to be faithful lovers than their thin, svelte friends.

Hmmmm ... Is disinterested and/or incapable the same thing as faithful? A man whose passion is reserved for his stomach's appetite is not likely to be a ball of fire in the sack, unless he's rummaging for potatoes.

[SunkenCiv]

I wholeheartedly agree. Pass the sour cream. [burp]