[TitanicMan2003]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney4.asp

Sorry. Rooney didn't write this (it's an updated version of the one at my link). And contrary to other claims, it doesn't seem to have been written by Carlin, either. The author is unknown.

MGY

[ElkGroveDan]

No it was actually Robin Williams and George Carlin. I know, because I read it in an email from a friend of a friend of a friend.

[petro45acp]

Maybe, he did, maybe he didn't, maybe he said it earlier this year, or last year........or not.

http://www.altavista.com/web/results?itag=ody&q=%22I+believe+that+if+you+are+selling+me+a+milkshake%2C+a+pack+of+cigarettes%2C+a+newspaper+or+a+hotel+room%2C+you+must+do+it+in+English%21+%22&kgs=1&kls=0

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[Mike Bates]

Nah, it was some guy from Nigeria.

[radioman]

I'll have to correct my Carlin reply. This email contains lines from Carlin's HBO special and lines from Carlin's "Bad American" email hoax.

I think it's great on it's own, but is probably plagiarized from several sources.
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[dolphin558]

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[Hildy]

No...he didn't say nor did George Carlin.