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Billy Joel Drank Furniture Polish In Suicide Attempt
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| 10-11-05
| Douglas Maher
Posted on 10/11/2005 4:25:04 PM PDT by My Favorite Headache
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To: My Favorite Headache
Why does he go to extremes? har har har
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:27:14 PM PDT
by
frankiep
To: My Favorite Headache
The guy was a musical genius, IMHO.
Sad what's happened to him.
To: My Favorite Headache
Now if only Barry Manilow would give it a try...
To: My Favorite Headache; cyborg
He's got a way about him.
What is it with these Levittown people? Billy Joel, Bill O'Reilly...
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:28:06 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Gentlemen, Behold!)
To: My Favorite Headache
La.... da da...... di de da.....
6
posted on
10/11/2005 4:30:22 PM PDT
by
kjam22
To: martin_fierro
I think the article implies that his suicide attempts took place in the seventies. My parents saw him about three or two years ago when he was touring with Elton John, and they said his performance was fantastic.
To: Clemenza
Bill O'Reilly from Levittown? Are you series! Furniture polish... he wasn't really serious. If he was, he would have drank something like bleach or antifreeze.
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:32:23 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
To: RightWingAtheist
Yep..it happened in the 70s..but Joel has been in rehab two times in the last year for alcoholism and crashing his cars into trees while driving drunk.
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:32:28 PM PDT
by
My Favorite Headache
("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
To: My Favorite Headache
Another celebrity melt down, color me real concerned.
Firearms work better than furniture polish Billy. Suicide by scotch is also possible if you are gun shy.
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:33:07 PM PDT
by
mmercier
To: Clemenza
Billy Martin, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton,
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:33:10 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
To: My Favorite Headache
Furniture polish, eh?
Well, if he had died, he'd have had a beautiful finish.
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:34:35 PM PDT
by
sinkspur
(If you're not willing to give Harriett Miers a hearing, I don't give a damn what you think.)
To: Tribune7
None of those guys from Levittown. Billy Martin was from Frisco, Gates grew up in the Sandpoint section of Seattle, Clintigula was raised in Hot Springs.
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:34:43 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Gentlemen, Behold!)
To: sinkspur
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:35:09 PM PDT
by
Clemenza
(Gentlemen, Behold!)
To: My Favorite Headache
A bottle of black.
A bottle of brown.
Whenever life has got you down...
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:35:47 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Clemenza
None of those guys from Levittown. I don't care. I don't like any of them!
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:40:50 PM PDT
by
Tribune7
To: dead
Guy doesn't know the difference between Schlitz and Shinola
To: RightWingAtheist
Now if only Barry Manilow would give it a try...Your BAD! BAD! BAD! :D
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:48:07 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: My Favorite Headache
Drinking "Lemon Pledge" reflects badly on his character.
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posted on
10/11/2005 4:58:47 PM PDT
by
melt
(Someday, they'll wish their Jihad...Jihadn't.)
To: My Favorite Headache
Joel has been sober since taking the Pledge.
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