Whenever I get a rental, I drive like Ben Hur on the way to dollar day at the cathouse.
Jerry: Fine.
Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you like insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell out of this car.
Agent: Please fill this out.
Ben Her indeed.
LOL!!
I thought you always drove like that!