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President Pence Signs IRS Reformation and Elimination Act of 2014

0OH Governor Ken Blackwell Announces He Will Run for President in 2016

Jesse Jackson Convicted of Assault

Hillary Clinton Wins 3 States in Presidential Race

French Muslims Rename Paris: Historic French City Now Known As Frogistan

German Unemployment Rate Falls to 27%

Experts Predict Housing Bubble Likely To Pop in Second Quarter '22

Senator Robert Byrd Finally Dead at 102

Senator Ted Kennedy Dies in Drunk Driving Accident

Filmmaker Michael Moore Dies: Controversial Filmmaker Chokes on Hot Dog

Bill Clinton Convicted of Rape

Republicans Retain Senate: Increase Majority to 61R, 40D

1 posted on 10/10/2005 10:26:38 PM PDT by RockinRight
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To: RockinRight

I don't find any of this funny.


2 posted on 10/10/2005 10:28:29 PM PDT by My Right Foot
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To: RockinRight
Conservative Majority in SCOTUS overturn Kelo, Roe, other liberal monuments.

Michael Newdow finds Christ while serving 10 year prison term

Republican President Arnold Schwarzenneger takes three months off from governing to film Terminator 5.

3/4 of Hollywood pack bags, renounce American citizenship, and move to France.

BirBear's novel stays atop Amazon charts for unprecented 104th week in a row.

Scientists declare donutes, beer, and sausage are the world's most perfect foods.

Schools are officialy abolished! Children learn from FreeRepublic.com.
4 posted on 10/10/2005 10:34:21 PM PDT by birbear (Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
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To: RockinRight; Admin Moderator

Silly, self-indulgent, masturbatory.


It should be pulled to save you further embarrassment.


6 posted on 10/10/2005 10:36:23 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: RockinRight
Senator Ted Kennedy Dies in Drunk Driving Accident

Due to High BAL (blood alcohol Level) Firefighters are still unable to put out resulting fire. Some officials predict that it will burn well into next century.

7 posted on 10/10/2005 10:37:35 PM PDT by txroadkill (How 'bout those Cowboys!)
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To: RockinRight; Petronski

9 posted on 10/10/2005 10:38:04 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: RockinRight; All
RIR.... demented yet humorous... To all those taking this way too seriously and busting on RIR... I have a qoute for you....

"Never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive."

---Eldred Hubbard

20 posted on 10/10/2005 11:15:00 PM PDT by Americanwolf (I Served proudly.... how dare you tell me I have no convictions...)
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To: RockinRight

Clinton and Bush trials set to begin


21 posted on 10/10/2005 11:15:26 PM PDT by Homer1
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To: RockinRight
Here's one that's funny because it's so implausible:

Free Republic Bans Vanities from News/Activism Forum!


22 posted on 10/10/2005 11:16:58 PM PDT by hlmencken3 ("May you be inscribed and sealed for a good year.")
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To: RockinRight

2030 headline:

Popular Science predicts that we will all have personal aircars by the year 2050.

2060 headline:
Popular science predicts that we will all have personal aircars by the year 2080

2098 headline:

Mollar Air Car finally flys unthethered.


23 posted on 10/10/2005 11:19:27 PM PDT by Lokibob
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Roe V Wade overturned Thanks to Miers 5-4 vote


25 posted on 10/11/2005 6:29:06 AM PDT by alisasny (Liberal UTOPIA rains down in New Orleans Way to go)
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