A census taker once said something insulting to me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans,
and a nice Chianti.
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f
If you get this upset about something ambiguous that isn't even proven out yet, I'd hate to see how you'd be if there was something substantive you disagreed with other conservatives about.
When it gets me that upset, I make it put the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again.