To qualify for a Darwin Award one must remove them self from the gene pool. This report doesn't mention if he lost the ability to reproduce while going through that vent naked.
South Carolina Ping
Posted on 10/07/2005 1:46:10 PM PDT by keat
DARLINGTON, S.C. - Police responding to an alarm at a cash advance business found a naked man hanging from the ceiling early Thursday morning.
An officer answering the alarm noticed tiles, insulation, wires and metal braces hanging from the roof and on the floor of the Check 'n Go, Darlington Police Lt. Danny Watson said.
A naked man with scrapes all over his body then dropped from the ceiling and tried to open the front door and leave, according to a police report.
"He had a charming story to go along with it though. He said somebody threw his keys on the roof and that's why he was up there," Watson said. "He kind of got a little fuzzy on the 'taking all his clothes off and sliding in the store' part."
Police think 22-year-old Michael Gilbert took off his clothes so he could fit through an air vent on the roof, Watson said.
Gilbert has been charged with burglary. The cash advance business doesn't keep money on the premises, police said.
It all depends on what was scraped off his nude body going through that presumably sheet metal vent.
SO9
ANd I thought you liked me!
I do...and I know you don't look like that...silly boy. :)
I put on a couple pounds....
To qualify for a Darwin Award one must remove them self from the gene pool. This report doesn't mention if he lost the ability to reproduce while going through that vent naked.
ping
Substance abuse is rarely a factor in these types of cases LOL. /sarcasm
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