OK, we call most of the guys gay, but your last couple are really real gay looking. If they came to me for a job, I would sugget they go down & see the vietnamese woman at the nail salon for something more their speed.
They sure don't compete with the pseudofirefighters of the navy guys.

Ahhhh, so you guys won't/can't call them gay if they fit a certain criteria?
Hmmmm ;) Gotta think about this. :) ;)
We know why you call them gay and I just want you to know that IMHO, you can call them anything your little heart desires.