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Under the knife: buttock implants
Telegraph ^ | 10/3/05 | Lesley Thomas

Posted on 10/06/2005 6:33:59 PM PDT by pissant

The fashion for an out-there derrière, as made famous by J-Lo has prompted a market for silicone implants in the buttocks.

Women (or is it their boyfriends?) want their bottoms high and round. An incision is made in the centre of the lower back, and the implants are placed behind the gluteus maximus muscle.

Does it hurt?

You'll be uncomfortable and bruised, have to wear a support garment for at least two weeks and must carry a soft cushion everywhere - not very J-Lo.

Why have it?

If your rear end is hopelessly Anglo-Saxon (flat) and no amount of "buns of steel" workouts will perk it up, you could benefit.

What are the downsides?

There's a slim chance of rupture and infection. Some patients have suffered swelling and hardness - not ideal for a bottom. It can take about six weeks to recover. And what happens when sticky-out bottoms go out of fashion?

Where can I get it?

Chris Inglefield, a highly regarded surgeon, has some impressive examples of his work on his website (www.cjinglefield-plasticsurg.com).

How much?

Around £3,000.

Who has had it done?

No A-listers, as far as we know. Brazilian women - for whom the ideal buttock is spherical - are the pioneers. It has gone down a storm in Los Angeles. Some lap dancers have found it boosts their careers.


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: babygotback; buttimplants; jlo; yikes
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To: kstewskis

Well, it IS a very nice bottom...





[Petronski runs and hides]


61 posted on 10/06/2005 7:42:34 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: MoochPooch

ROFL!!! Darn Gravity!!


62 posted on 10/06/2005 7:42:48 PM PDT by pissant
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To: laney

You can't generalize about Telemundo.

I like Mariana Fabiani (El Mundo de Mariana). I wouldn't say her rump was outstanding but she is incredibly sexy.


63 posted on 10/06/2005 7:42:48 PM PDT by Sam the Sham (A conservative party tough on illegal immigration could carry California in 2008)
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To: Petronski

64 posted on 10/06/2005 7:43:47 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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To: cyborg; pissant
Poor J.Lo...you're dashed her hopes forever!

She'll always have AFLAC . . . er, Affleck.

65 posted on 10/06/2005 7:44:36 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Petronski; cyborg
LOL!

You better run! ;P

66 posted on 10/06/2005 7:44:40 PM PDT by kstewskis ("I don't know what I know, but I know that it's big".....Jerry Fletcher)
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To: cyborg

Ach! Mes yeux!


67 posted on 10/06/2005 7:45:13 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Sam the Sham

Is she the gal from Training Day??


68 posted on 10/06/2005 7:45:22 PM PDT by laney (little bit country,little bit Rock and Roll!)
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To: Petronski

Mark Anthony better get one of those WABC my baby daddy test kits.


69 posted on 10/06/2005 7:45:44 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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To: cyborg
Did you see this FReepathon thingy?
70 posted on 10/06/2005 7:46:10 PM PDT by Palladin (America! America! God shed His grace on Thee.)
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To: Petronski

Don't make me bring out the really bad pics of H*llary.


71 posted on 10/06/2005 7:46:40 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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To: Petronski

I'm just teasing you. You picked yourself a wonderful girl.


72 posted on 10/06/2005 7:47:20 PM PDT by Palladin (America! America! God shed His grace on Thee.)
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To: Palladin

Yes...creepy and very unnerving! LOL


73 posted on 10/06/2005 7:47:25 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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To: Petronski; cyborg

No, she dumped him at the alter, didn't she??


74 posted on 10/06/2005 7:47:36 PM PDT by pissant
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To: cyborg

Nein! Mein Gott im Himmel, nein!


75 posted on 10/06/2005 7:47:36 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Palladin

I'm a very lucky man.


76 posted on 10/06/2005 7:48:17 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: pissant

Not sure who dumped who!


77 posted on 10/06/2005 7:48:39 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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To: laney

No, that's Eva Mendes.

The next Jennifer Lopez.


78 posted on 10/06/2005 7:48:39 PM PDT by Sam the Sham (A conservative party tough on illegal immigration could carry California in 2008)
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To: pissant
I dunno, but even if so, they'll always have Gigli!

"Gobble gobble!"

79 posted on 10/06/2005 7:49:00 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Sam the Sham

Eva Mendez has class. She's a lady. J.Lo is no lady imho.


80 posted on 10/06/2005 7:49:28 PM PDT by cyborg (I'm on the 24 plan having the best day ever.)
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