[hiredhand]

A "federal hunter"? WHERE is this place? I like it where we live.

Mean dogs nose around goats...we shoot em.
Friendly dogs nose around goats...we shoot em.
Rabid skunk shows up in the yard...neigbor shot it.
Stray cats urinate on the backporch...we shoot em.
Rats in the chicken house....shoot them too.

So what-cha reckon we're going to do if Bambi Sr. shows up out back with a "tude" wanting a little action? Yep...that's right... Except we're probably to EAT him afterwards. :-)

Sheesh...what's with this "federal hunter" crap?

[Dark Skies]

Redneck wanders onto my property, shootin' my animals...we shoot'em. If he ain't sickly lookin'...we eat 'em.

signed...Earl Dahmer (Jeffrey's outdoorsy older brother and family).