Oh, do not EVEN get me started.
I have a promiscuous friend named Heidi Salami . . . and an accountant named A. Nicholas Fivepennies . . . and a stoner chick who lives down the road from me is Lydia Bestpot . . .
(I use names like that on patrons at the Festival. Part of interacting is giving the patron an identity and seeing if he plays along - if he does, great!)
ROFL!!! How about the slut, Sharon Dicks? Or the unfortunate Dick Short?? Or the proctologist Seymour Butts?
My alias is: Carry Meimdrunk
or Anita Beigcoch