"Ipod subway maps will become the new third rail of politics."
Only a real grilled-cheesy dude would believe that, Mr. Sandwich. There is no need for a downloadable map to navigate ANY grinder known to man, although sometimes we do forget on which side the knife and spoon go when setting the table for company. As for any grinder known to women, I am unqualified to speak...
These hams are full of baloney. We need to leaven the playing field before this mushrooms out of control. Besides, this is only a half-baked conspiracy. When this is sliced open, we will probably prove-a-lone instigator served this whole plate up.