"It gave dirty politics a bad name." –On the Watergate affair
"I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money." –On touring the U.S. Treasury
"I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support."
"It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets."
"The Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the presidency." –On the many Democrats running for president in 1988
"I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House." –On Gary's Hart's campaign for president
Thanks for those, Victoria. I love that stuff -- funny, and nobody gets hurt. Hands in their own pockets, LOL!! Sends me off to bed laughing. I think tomorrow I'll do some research on Victor Borge. Thank you, ladies and germs. Wait -- who had that line about "My parents are in the iron and steel business. My mother irons, and my father steals." Guess you had to be there!