[speedy]

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" the driver responds. "I'm not a lawyer!"

Good one. You must be related to Henny Youngman.

[Victoria Delsoul]

You must be related to Henny Youngman.

LOL!! No, but I wish I could live as long as he did... by the way, did you know that Henny invited reporters to a restaurant to celebrate his 91st birthday, and to disclose his last will and testament...

"To my nephew Irving, who still keeps asking me to mention him in my will: 'Hello, Irving!'"