Because you are so darn sexy.
Are you a Cindy Sheehan fan?
I have never influenced the flow of air onto that wommin, Ms. Sheehan.
Next ....
If I may, might I suggest something along the lines of calling me a "racist". That's a very popular attack these days. I worry that you are not keeping up with all of the timely insults.
Fear not, we'll keep trying till you find one that works.