!!!!Pharmacology Information (Very Important)!!!!
In Pharmacology all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Motrin is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
In other drug news, Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: Mount & Do.
In business news today it has been reported that country music singer Dolly Parton is entering the retail market.
Ms. Parton has recently purchased the supermarket chains Harris Teeter and Piggly Wiggly, along with the dapartment store chain Big Lots.
These chains will be combined as competition to Wal-Mart and K-Mart and will be called...
Big Wiggly Teeters.