"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's butt through a park bench."
Well Boazo, this sounds like one hungry, costly date! I'm already had dinner this evening, unfortunately.
Bo, you're a man of means..... Actually, she sounds like a down-home regular girl, she'd probably would be OK with seabiscuits and gravy--she didn't specify Arabians....
LOL
And yep, you better bring your heavily hinged and loaded money clip when you're picking me up for a dinner date, guys. I just hope that my feedbag fits in your trunk, otherwise I'll have to wear it on the way to the restaurant, placing it in danger of airbag deployment damage. And *hay*, that wouldn't be good.
And don't tell anyone that I really am a down-home regular girl, it'll blow my cover. ;-)