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Don't ever pump the judge for answers.
1 posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:59 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Dashing Dasher; TheBigB; pissant

Whoosh whoosh whoosh


24 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:29 PM PDT by Petronski (I thank God for Cyborg.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
"Here come da judge, here come da judge....the court's in session, and here come da judge"

25 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:34 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison.

Amusing. Was the pump under age or unwilling?

27 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:54 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

28 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:54 PM PDT by msnimje (Hurricane KATRINA - An Example of Nature's Enforcement of Eminent Domain)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Raincoats in the courtroom??


29 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:55 PM PDT by Babu
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

His Jury Pool is probably not what the founders had in mind.


30 posted on 09/28/2005 7:16:57 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I hope they clean the pump before bringing it to court, I also am glad he will have to register as a sex offender, other penis pumps in the neighborhood have the right to know that a pump molester lives on their street.


31 posted on 09/28/2005 7:18:01 PM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
You can't make blow this kind of stuff up.
33 posted on 09/28/2005 7:19:24 PM PDT by planekT (What a mess.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Just a question, will his Optometrist have to appear in his Defense? Or will it be that Dr. / Patient thing.
34 posted on 09/28/2005 7:20:07 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: shaggy eel

I-can't-believe-you're-not-already-on-this-thread bump...


35 posted on 09/28/2005 7:20:42 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Cindy, ya shoulda stuck with "offshore drilling" as your cause)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Poor Judge. He was probably an admirer of Bill Clinton, and fantacized about an intern being under his robes.

Sorry Judge-RHIP, "Rank Has it's Priviliges".


38 posted on 09/28/2005 7:22:58 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Show me a liberal and I'll show you a head and a heart, designed for nothing but cracking walnuts.)
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ever wondered what hppened under the robes ping.


39 posted on 09/28/2005 7:23:08 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

So I take it the defendent wasn't the only one to get off.


40 posted on 09/28/2005 7:24:08 PM PDT by ClearAndPresent
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend.

Yep, I'm always buying those things for my friends. Those penis pump gifts make me the life of the party.

41 posted on 09/28/2005 7:25:22 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (What Would Howard Roarke Do?)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I hope he gets a stiff sentence. Maybe even hard time. Gotta get this jerk off the streets.


45 posted on 09/28/2005 7:26:54 PM PDT by Mr. Keys
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46 posted on 09/28/2005 7:27:10 PM PDT by martin_fierro (|\/|4R71|\|_P|-|13RR0)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

I wonder how much oral testimony will be allowed in this trial?

47 posted on 09/28/2005 7:27:55 PM PDT by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

"Asked for another judicial opinion on the matter, Judge Harry Palms said "I see absolutely nothing wrong with this behavior in the courtroom; much ado about nothing.""


48 posted on 09/28/2005 7:28:04 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

"Send in the FEMBOTS."


49 posted on 09/28/2005 7:28:32 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Ridiculous. If he'd only used the electric model there wouldn't have been any noise at a...

Or so I read in a book one time...

50 posted on 09/28/2005 7:29:02 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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