How ya gonna get Petronski to give up his Vienna Sausages and Twinkies?
LOL
Musser's seed catalog actually has a new varietal coming for next spring that produces Vienna sausages, even in shorter growing seasons like ours. Plenty of 5-10-5 and no harsh sunlight produces an abundance of little sausages by late August. Avoid overwatering.
They have to be started in February, indoors, but hey, we do that with tomatoes now anyway.