[Always Right]

This may be an oldie. And is alleged to been said by Geo. Carlin (I am suspicious).

It is not only very old, but numerous times disproven....and has been posted 100 times.

[JennysCool]

No, no. It's been posted a thousand times.

Ted Nugent told me so.

[rollinginmybuggy]

The authorship may have been disproven. In fact, the OP even mentioned that the authorship was questionable.

But the message has not been disproven.

And I am thankful it was posted again as I always enjoy reading this piece.