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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

That study is wrong. Some Cheerios are male and some female and some are same-sex and some are more attracted to others than others are...but none can swim so they rush to the edge of the bowl or try to drown the little guy on the bottom. Sooner or later the little guy on the bottom will get soggy and go limp.

How am I so sure? Personal morning observation - although that may have been influenced a bit by lingering morning drowsiness.


22 posted on 09/23/2005 11:57:41 AM PDT by azhenfud (He who always is looking up seldom finds others' lost change.)
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To: azhenfud

George Carlin says: "So how do you get your Cheerios to sink? That's what the fruit is for!"


24 posted on 09/23/2005 12:02:18 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ( "Sic semper tyrannis." (Your dinosaur is ill.))
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