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To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
once JP got here, well now I wouldn't mind a housefull:)

I try to tell new grandparents not to look babies directly in the eyes because they will suck your brains out. :-)

We have a new one as of August 26th, and I'm on my way over there right now to give her some money and take the oldest one to KARATE.

Word of advice: start exercising NOW; they will kick your butt.

73 posted on 09/23/2005 11:40:31 AM PDT by Howlin (Yeah, I'm a BushBot.....so what?)
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To: Howlin
My six year old grandson asked me the other day if elves were real . I said no honey, they are pretend.

"What about Santa's elves?"

Oh, of course, they are real....

Then, 2 days later he asked me if fairies were real (his sister was reading a book about fairies). I said they were pretend.

"What about the tooth fairie?"

Oh, of course...... (little @#$$ set me up....)
92 posted on 09/23/2005 12:25:07 PM PDT by Grammy
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