I'd have played only classical music and painted the walls pink for him...
I wasn't about to waste Derricks illness like that. Besides he sang x rated opera for us all the time and was good at it. He was a total WWF fan and built like a wrestler. He had a full beard and a long pony tail.
Once a week the foremen and management would hold meetings in a office with large windows overlooking the shop floor. During one of those meetings I happened to look up and see Derrick at the far end of the shop doing a strip tease next to his fork lift for me.