I was working at a bank once {{shudder}} where on the first day of starting, our new bank president announced that since she didn't know any of us there was no way she could trust us & she wanted us all to take a lie detector test to determine whether we'd ever stolen money from the bank. Such a peach. (Well I grabbed my Pravada bag, jumped into my Ferrari and told HER where she could stuff it!) Harumph!
LOL. Good move!