ROFL! You are too funny. I can just picture his dressing room with all those white wig stands in a row, brandishing his different "do's".
Yeah all those wigs on the dresser, and all those costumes on the rack to choose from: the "sweat-stained T-Shirt" for days when he has to lift old ladies into helicopters; The "waders" for days when the water is rising in the 9th ward; The "hooded wind breaker" for standing atop the broken levee...