[Ol' Sox]

Now I'm thinking about this, and some of my father's concoctions come to mind. He would put peanut butter on anything. As an innocent child, I saw:

Peanut Butter on Hot Dogs
Peanut Butter and liverwurst sandwiches
and his favorite, the everpresent
Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise sandwiches...

[Petronski]

Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise sandwiches...

Oh my God, I'm going to hurl...right now...

[Millee]

Peanut Butter and liverwurst sandwiches and his favorite, the everpresent Peanut Butter and Mayonnaise sandwiches...

Oh baaarrrffff! If only we'd known about social services in those days!