[Dane]

I think he/she/it has left the building

Nope, to your utter disappointment OO, I'm still here.

[Roccus]

Well, you've surprised me. A variation on your normal smear and run modus. }:^)

[Osage Orange]

Nope, to your utter disappointment OO, I'm still here.

I'm not disappointed....

OT: Are you Elvis?