[mirkwood]

These guys were never told the Hilton was closed.

[Bassfire]

Hello? Hello?Where's all our democratic voters?. . . .They're here with me..heh heh heh

[fella]

"You want me to say What?

I can't say that, even the media knows it's a huge lie.

Oh! ......... All the other party lolalists will say the same thing including them?......... Wellllllll, ..... Why didn't ya say sooooo ........ Count me in.

[mirkwood]

Does the camera add 50 pounds, or are these guys living a little large?

[Rocky]

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[mirkwood]

This woman could take them all at the same time.

[Mike Darancette]

Dope Ring?

[Porterville]

Men with mits gone wild..

Or

Look at our fat boobies

Or

3 fat old elitist crap weasels.

[Swordmaker]

"Can you hear us now?"

[Capn TrVth]

Hello..

W h a s s u p!!!

Havin' a bud, waiting to go back into session.

True, True...

Yo Where Dookie?

W H A Z Z A P ? ?

-ZUP
-AHHHHHHP
-S U P !!!

Havin' a bud, waiting to go back into session.
True, True...

[gate2wire]

"Hello, Jenny Craig, can I help you?"

"Hello, Slim Fast, How can I direct your call?"

"Hello, Weight Watchers, press one for english..."

[aimhigh]

Yes Hillary, we will obey...