Steven Seagull is alive in well in video stores everywhere. In his next direct-to-video production, he'll demonstrate his "fat tree stump" martial arts stance in which five different opponents simultaneously try to strangle his flabby neck and tear a bag of potato chips out of his grasp. With the help of a black cop side kick or a love interest, he will promote his latest cause: free pogo stick lessons for child victims of a government/electronics industry conspiracy to hide the effects of prolonged exposure to cell phone emissions.
In the space of time it took to get into my pajamas, I told Mrs. CT to wait and see what answers awaited us. Then, behold, the BENT "Whorehound Class" Sub Clinton.
Truly amazing what a fine group of people we have.