To: BJClinton
Five reasons NOT to be a penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an Asshole.
And my personal favorite . . .
5. Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
49 posted on
09/16/2005 6:20:45 AM PDT by
BJClinton
(How 'bout them Cowboys?)
To: BJClinton
50 posted on
09/16/2005 6:21:47 AM PDT by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: BJClinton
56 posted on
09/16/2005 6:30:25 AM PDT by
PaulaB
To: BJClinton
OMG......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
223 posted on
09/16/2005 9:02:50 AM PDT by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: BJClinton
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