the program was to be titled
Morkgyver.
Were they going to include the duct tape and the swiss army knife.
With a couple of house old items, he might have the making of a perfectly good bomb.
I'm outta here, ya'll.
My kid's 12th birthday party is tonight and I've got to go get everything set up. Six eleven and twelve year old boys are going to invade my house for the night... my wife and I must be crazy for allowing a sleep-over...
"Mindy, I just made a fully operational time machine out of the apartment washing machine using duct tape, your curling iron, parts from the microwave, and a spoon. But I need some quarters to make the thing work.