Posted on 09/16/2005 5:41:08 AM PDT by BJClinton
"Washington Federals"
Raised losing to an art form.
Hey, I remember:
Daryle Lamonica
Grandpa George Blanda
Fred Biletnikoff (best receiver I ever saw)
Cliff Branch
Ray Guy
Ken Stabler
Marv Hubbard
Jim Plunkett
Jim Otto (00 THE center)
Lyle Alzado
John Metuzak
Dave Caspar
and when John Madden was coach
THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!
Yeah it is.
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think the wrong thing--One Week, Barenaked Ladies
I am the queen of the land of misfit toys. So I fit right in.
LOL, you win.
Haven't heard what happened to that team.
But something is obviously bad when a player says to the camera, "Hi mom, we're number... umm.."
;-)
You'll be able to beat quite a few teams. You have too much firepower to lose a whole lot of games. The Pats are focused when it comes to defense, but most teams the Raiders face won't be that way. You could end up 2nd in the AFC West.
I love to watch the footage of those games.
Thanks for your vote of confidence.
We just pity you. Having to remind yourself that you are rooting for laundry, not players. It would be like if the Red Sox acquired A-Rod or Sheffield.
Let me tell you, listening to Ron Kuby talk about sex is enough to make you want to blow you breakfast all over the dash board!!
Everytime I hear the term 'experimenting' I can't help but picture the 'participants' in white lab coats with note pads carefully recording data while calming going about their business!
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.
Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Davey, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.
Davey replied, "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."
"Why is that Davey?" asked the Scout Master.
"Well," answered Davey, " the compass is to find the right direction, and the water is to prevent dehydration."
"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.
Davey replied, "Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, 'Put that red nine on top of that black ten'."
calming = calmly !
Somehow, I think you are right.
Check out Alzado getting his butt kicked in "Ernest Goes To Camp" (by Ernest) Hilarious!!!
I think I saw it. But it has been some time ago.
Subject: Predator Warning!
> (What will these people stoop to next?!? I feel so....so...vulnerable.)
> Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties, and local pubs
> to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
> Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target
> unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now
> available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps, and in
> large "kegs".
> Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
> their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman
> needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
> simply asks him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered
> helpless against this approach.
> After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual
> acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
> attracted to. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy
> memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with
> just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
> At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
> savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship".
> It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
> shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of
> servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage". Apparently, men are
> much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is
> offered by the predatory females.
> Please forward this warning to every male you know.
> If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
> administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every
> town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an
> open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
> For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
> Yellow pages.
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