The front page sported an article about kids returning to school. These are a few of the "professionally written" comments:
Your child should know their full name, address and phone number.
They should know how to deal with situations that may arise while he is alone.
He should know to not open the door if someone knocks in any situation. He should not open the door even if they say they are a policeman.
Make sure he knows how to call 911 and know how to get out of the house in case of a fire.
Another topic regarded deed restrictions - I loved this tidbit: Please remember that out (not a typo on my part) community is viewed as a whole entity and residents that choose to continue to violate these rules not only cause problems between neighbors but in essence devalue the other homes in the area due to a lack of negligence on their part as a resident in the community.