[Pharmboy]

It might be neat to beat your feet in the Mississippi Mud, but if you want to get a better grip on your (base)balls, use the stuff from New Jersey.

[cripplecreek]

That guy was on the "Dirty Jobs" show on the Discovery channel.

[stylin19a]

Said Bintliff: "You can't find this mud 100 miles south or 50 miles north. It's indigenous to the area

uh-oh...tree huggers might put a stop to this business....endangered mud, you know.