The two main posts in this thread are great. Most of what the guys have posted is pretty good, too.
The rest frankly blows, bigtime.
Well, don't let us keep you then.
She's got everything I need
Takes the wheel when I'm seeing double
Pays my ticket when I speed...
She come skimming through rays of violet She can wade in a drop of dew
She don't come and I don't follow Waits backstage while I sing to you ...
She can dance a Cajun rhythm
Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive
She's a summer love in the spring, fall and winter
She can make happy any man alive
Well, bless you po' little ol' heart! Got dumped, huh?