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To: irishtenor

>A dog limps into a bar<

A man walks into a bar and says, "ouch".

86 posted on 09/14/2005 3:25:20 PM PDT by Darnright ( Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before)

To: Darnright

A termite walks into a tavern and says "Is the bar tender here?"

94 posted on 09/17/2005 9:59:00 PM PDT by irishtenor (At 270 pounds, I am twice the bike rider Lance is.)

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