In a search of Lance's room where he stayed in France during the recently completed Tour de France, French authorities found soap, deodorant and toothpaste, all of which have been banned in France for at least 50 years.
Lance was also found to be anatomically different than the average Frenchman. His anatomy actually has features not found on the French, namely, testicles and a backbone.
Testicle (singular). One was removed for cancer.