To: King Prout; ForGod'sSake
I wanted to relocate a bed, which should have been easy, as it was on wheels. 
Unfortunately, those wheels needed to be lubricated.
 I looked all over the house, but I couldn't find any Castor Oil.
 
12 posted on 
09/11/2005 12:58:16 PM PDT by 
NicknamedBob
(I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
 
To: NicknamedBob
argh! matey, I wanted to write a new program, but could only enter pirate code.
 
15 posted on 
09/11/2005 1:04:35 PM PDT by 
King Prout
(and the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.)
 
To: NicknamedBob
16 posted on 
09/11/2005 1:08:19 PM PDT by 
ForGod'sSake
(ABCNNBCBS:  An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
 
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