Well I know that Pissant looks like a horses patootie and I know Cyborg is as cute as a button and teenyelliot reminds me of Elmer Fudd.
As for me, when I get up in the morning and look in the mirror (oh, the horror!) I look like the creature from the black lagoon. After two cups of coffee I'm lookin' like more like my real self, which is not a big improvement! Ya happy now??? :oP
Wha, wha, wha, what???
I think I'm offended!