[Steelerfan]

Slighlty dirty, but . . .

Superman was flying around and he saw his ex-girlfriend WonderWoman sunbathing in the nude. She looked so tempting with her legs spread and everything and he thought, hey, if I fly at near light speed then time will slow down for me and I can fly down, have sex, and be gone before she even notices. So he does.

Back on earth WonderWoman suddenly exclaims, "Hey, what was that?" And the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my a@$ is killing me."

[BJClinton]

ROTFLMAO! Awesome!