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To: BJClinton
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"

29 posted on 09/09/2005 6:26:03 AM PDT by Living Free in NH
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To: Living Free in NH
Here is proof of inflation and the adage "the difference between the men and the boys is the price of their toys".

True story.

Two days ago I pulled down from the overhead of my garage a 1966 Murray banana bike that I got new for Christmas when I was 7. (Only toy I didn't destroy, I call it my antique.) Cleaned it up and pumped up the tires so that I could ride it in front of the house with my 4-year old daughter on her bike.

The bike cost about $30.00 new in 1966.

Right before putting it away, my wife saw me sitting on it next to our new $30,000.00 boat and made the statement about the price of the toys.

Big difference between man and boy.

BTW, the bike is still in good shape.
37 posted on 09/09/2005 6:41:13 AM PDT by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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