8. Pay for dinner... good one. Actually, 9 and 10 are good too.
well I have always paid...
being an IT guy, #9 was extremely hard sometimes, but if she started it, then it was on her. Thankfully I never really had to snort or sound like a complete nerd when doing so :)
As for #10, that was years of my mom disciplining me when I did something like that when I was a kid :)
11. If she says "NO", it won't help to offer her money.